Viva la Buffet

So a group of casinos have this deal called Buffet of Buffets. For $45 you can eat at any of 5 buffets as much as you want during 24 hours. If I timed it to have my first breakfast late and my second one early, I could get 4 meals out of it. It sounded good. Since I was staying at Planet Hollywood, I had my breakfast at Spice Market buffet, which was nice. It had every possible breakfast food you can think of – except bagels.

For lunch I ran over to Paris, next door. I remembered their sausages and pastries were good. I had charcuterie, sausage and prime rib. The shrimp were peel-and-eat to slow you down, so I didn’t bother with them.

For dinner I decided to have crab legs at Spice Market since I was peckish, then wander over to Rio and have their famous seafood buffet later. As I sat in Spice Market picking my dried-out crab legs, I started looking around. What had seemed like an explosion of flavor now seemed like a monument to American gluttony and greed.

The crab didn’t offer much sustenance, so I still made my way over to Rio. To continue my disappointment, the seafood buffet was not included. They had a second buffet, The World Buffet. The line was as long as for Space Mountain at Disneyland. The longer I waited, the more I felt like I was in WalMart. And I didn’t want to eat in WalMart. So I abandoned the line and had an awful plate of fish and chips in the sports bar.

The next morning my buffet breakfast was yogurt and Raisin Bran.

 

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Viva Nick!

My friend Nick, who I’ve known since I was 14 years old, picked me up at the airport – the test of true friendship. We had lunch at Lotus of Siam, which was recommended to me by Roadfooders. It’s really hard to find. Look for a long beige building and drive around back, it’s in a big minimall, which I know is an oxymoron.

We ordered some usuals — tom kah gai, yellow curry chicken and pad Thai. They were all good, especially the pad Thai, which is made with vermicelli instead of flat rice noodles. But living between Thai Town and North Hollywood, I didn’t see what the fuss was about. Until I tried the catfish. The catfish, which was covered with a chili paste, was light, flaky and meaty. It was delicious! I would absolutely come back for that dish. Now I see what the fuss is about.

Next Nick took me to one of those fantastic places only locals know about – an old-fashioned tiki bar!

I had something with blue curacao, then a coconut drink sort of like a ChiChi. But it was NOT blended. The bartender believes blenders do not belong in bars.

The music makes you want to dance, but the cozy hideaway is hardly a dance club, so you just groove where you stand. There are also cool videos showing on the TVs, a welcome relief from sports.

 

After I got a little tipsy and warmed up for some serious pinball, we went to The Pinball Hall of Fame, 10,000 square feet of pinball!

The Pinball Hall of Fame is an attempt by the members of the Las Vegas Pinball Collectors Club to house and display the world’s largest pinball collection, open to the public. A not-for-profit corporation was established to further this cause. The games belong to one club member (Tim Arnold), and range from 1950s up to 1990s pinball machines. Since it is a non-profit museum, older games from the 1960s, 1970s and 1980s are the prevelant, as this was the ‘heyday’ of pinball. There are no ‘ticket spitters’ here (aka kiddie casinos or redemption). It’s all pure pinball (and a few arcade novelty games) from the past. And since it’s a non-profit, excess revenues go to non-denominational charities.

This was a 4-level vertical pinball machine.

 

Lotus of Siam 955 E Sahara Ave LV 702-735-3033 Open 1130-2 and 530-10pm.

Frankie’s Tiki Room 1712 West Charlston, LV

Pinball Hall of Fame 1610 E. Tropicana, Las Vegas NV 89119 (right across the street from the Liberace Museum),

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Viva My Hotel Room

Here I am in Sin City. I am staying at Planet Hollywood because it is where my workshop is. Each room is themed to a certain actor, and who do I get but Arnold Schwartzenegger! Me! A state employee! Imagine going to sleep under the Terminator every night!

There’s a knife collection to make the room mellower

I couldn’t get the Marty Feldman room?

Or at least Leslie Nielson???

 

 I did get a nice tub and a killer view. Look out, Vegas, here I come…

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Lats Go Home

Before embarking on this journey, it was hard to see Latvia in anything but shades of grey. We learned that it is actually a vibrant green.

We had watched a tour video so depressing that we started saying to each other in the weeks leading up to the trip, “We eat the rye bread. We go to castle. We go to crypt.” Upon returning home I realized

We eat the rye bread

We go to castle

We go to crypt

 

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Lats Do it in a Fancy Restaurant

We finally found 36 Linea down on the beach. It was a little chilly to eat outside, but the patio was gorgeous. When it came time to order the waiter started pushing soup. But I didn’t want soup. Bridin got in on the action, “Try the meatball soup. My mother used to make it and I want to see it again.” The server was pushing a cream of vegetable soup.

Bridin: It’s Past your neck.”

Me: “What?”

Bridin: “It’s past your neck. Dr Zhivago.”

Me: “What’s past my neck?”

Waiter (impatiently): Do you want vegetable or chicken balls?”

Me: I want chicken balls!!!!

Bridin: You can’t have chicken balls

Bob: laughs

Me: What are you laughing at?

Bob: Nothing

 It turns out they named the vegetable soup after Pasternak, the author of Dr Zhivago, and they were chicken balls, not meatballs. It was nice to bring back a sense memory for Bridin.

For main dishes, Bob had the turbot, Bridin had a cheese and bean stew, and I was undecided between the beef dishes. The waiter told me they had a special. It was the side of he cow. He emphasized, pointing at his own flank, “Side. Side.” So I had the side side.

For dessert, Bob and I split a marzipan and berry sabayon. Bridin ordered ice cream, which much to her chagrin was served in a coconut shell. She confided in me, “I tend to be suspicious of food served in a coconut shell”  and that seemed very wise to me.

 

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Lats Do it with Heavy Metal

Our last day in Yurmula I had a backrub and we went to eat at Annoe’s Asian – Chinese, Indian and Thai. I stuck with the Indian. Standard Tikka Masala.

For dinner on our last night we had fancy dinner reservations at 36 Linea, the address of the restaurant. We didn’t know where we were going, but that has never stopped us before. We did have quite a surprise while driving down one suburban street. I saw this humping, galumphing mass of fur, and asked, “What on earth is THAT?” It turned around and it appeared to be some kind of mountain goat. Why they have amountain goats in a country whose highest peak was built by a megalomaniac mayor is beyond me.

But there was one thing of which I was sure. These were heavy metal cover Baphomet goats.

Case in point:

 

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Lats Do it by the Seashore

Jurmula, roughly translated as “by the sea” is a collection of towns along 30 metres of the Gulf of Riga. We spent a fantastic and rejuvinating three nights in the small resort town of Majori. The Jurmula Hotel and Spa has 2 swimming pools and 4 saunas, and the idea seems to be to get as hot as you can get, then as cold as you can get. There are places to rub yourself with snow or with salt. There are waterfalls and blasting jets. There is even a swim-up bar.

Massages are available in full-body or in zones. I had a neck, a back and a foot massage. The neck and back guy kicked my ass, which I’m sure my tight muscles needed. I also got a hair masque, which made my hair silky-soft. As with most places in Europe there is a complimentary breakfast.

There are lots of cute little shops on the boardwalk. It appears that amber is the biggest export in the country. The second is fake amber.

Again, we have lucked out with excellent restaurants. We got pizzas twice from Majorenhoff, which also weirdly serves sushi like many Italian places here.

One of our most interesting meals was at an Uzbekestan restaurant. It seemed to us to have Turkish, Greek and Middle Eastern influences. There was a lot of lamb on the menu.

Chicken shish kabob

Eggplant stuffed with cheese and nuts

The lamb “ribs” were disappointingly overcooked because everything else was delicious.

 

 

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Lats Do it in Ventspils

I kept calling this town Valdimort til I realized that was a Harry Potter villain. We went to visit more relatives. They took us down to the beach by the harbour. We also drove past a lot of public art, but there wasn’t really time to stop and take pictures.

I like climbing on things. I am five.

The mayor of Venspils is known for getting things done, maybe with a little cash to the right people. He thought it was sad his daughter had nowhere to sled, so he built this hill for his city. It is the highest point in the flatlands of Latvia.

What do you do when it’s not snowing?

He also built a BMX bike track. Why not?

 

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Lats Do it in the Way Out of Kuldiga

Our last morning in Kuldiga we stopped for breakfast at the Metropole Hotel. They served an amuse bouche for breakfast.

We had a very nice egg sandwich

I noticed this is the one place in Latvia where I have seen stencil art

and chalk art

We checked out the Kuldigas Rumba, or waterfall.

It isn’t the highest waterfall in Latvia, at only 2 metres, but it’s the widest.

In case of rapture, you will lose control of your bike.

 

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Lats Do it on the Road to Kuldiga

Kuldiga is one of Latvia’s older towns, with intact Gothic and Rennaisance buildings. On our way out there we finally stopped at one of the Hessburgers we had been seeing in the road.

It was like a Big Mac but with better meat. The fries were hot and salty.

We tried to get into the building where we had rented an apartment and much to our relief, couldn’t get in. It looked pretty run-down.

The hotel suggested we were looking for a building at the end of the road which pleased us greatly.

It turned out the old building was ours. It’s the oldest wooden building in Kuldinga, built in 1620. The first building was the town hall. Only Americans would think the government building was their hotel. At least it wasn’t this building:

It turned out to be pretty modern inside in an IKEA kind of way.

The stairs of doom. There was a big hole in the floor I was sure I would fall through, but we all escaped unscathed.

We ate both nights in a little cellar restaurant called Pagrabins that used to be the town jail.

The goulash soup was spicy and sweet.

Chicken in crimini mushrooms highlighted one of the cook’s skills, which was cutlets.

Something Asian Bob ordered

Vegetable eggrolls, Latvian style

 

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Lats Do it at the Opera

We went to the opera twice on this trip, once for the ballet, and last night to see The Nature of War, also interpreted as War Sum Up. It is a visual and auditory depiction of a war machine, with the “lady in yellow” setting the wheels in motion. It tells the story of the soldier with PTSD, the warrior lost in the land of ghosts, and the spy, who is the only one to find redemption. her song, “Superwoman” is the one I would put on a compilation and play over and over again.

There was a little cafe downstairs

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Lats Do it in the Tower

The Bell Tower of the Jelgeva Holy Trinity Church has views of the entire city from the 9th floor, around 80 metres high. Don’t ask me to change that into feet. It’s pretty high, but not Seattle Space Needle high. The Holy Trinity Lutheran Church was built so the duke’s wife could practice her faith near the castle. But the church was razed during bombing attacks in 1944. The tower was completed in 1862 and survived the attacks.

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Lats Do it at the Palace

Yesterday we drove to Jelgeva to the palace of the Dukes of Courland and Semigallia. The palace was bombed during WWII but has been restored. It is the largest architectural monument in the Baltics.

The only part of the palace open for public view was the crypts of the Dukes of Courland from Danzig.

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Lats Do it at the River

Last night we went to a birthday party for Aija at a farmhouse next to the Lielupe River in Jelgava. The farm was gorgeous. We saw storks and storks nests.

 This cat thinks he is a chicken

The dinner party was lots of fun, even if we don’t speak Latvian.

 

The food was cooked by the owner of the farmhouse.

There were ground meat rolls like kibbeh, plus potatoes, latkes, pierogies, homemade cheese and a specialty called herring in a fur coat, which is herring and sour cream covered by beets and chopped hard-boiled eggs. I finally decided I was full.

The Latvians kept gesturing and pressuring us to drink more. I had a cranberry liquer and three brandies. Bob was drinking Black Balsam. I was watching them crack each other up, using their hands to gesture. I told Bob, “One more of these and I’ll understand them.”

Bob said, “One more of these and I’ll start talking to them.”

The cake was layered with walnut creme.

They had some old albums and we enjoyed looking at the covers.

We took a walk with the owners of the farm, and they told us their story. The area around Lielupe River is known as the kettle, because it’s where everything boiled over in WWII. The German army was on the side where we were, and the Russians were across the river.

Their father’s first wife stepped on a landmine and was killed. The Germans were retreating and didn’t want to leave any resources or shelter for the Russians so they were destroying everything. Their grandfather begged them to spare his house because he had a young child. Out of compassion the nazis only burned down half of his house.

Lying awake in the late evening sun looking out the window at the beautiful scenery it was hard to believe this was the site of such carnage. In America it would be like Bunker Hill and military buffs would come visit the site. But there has been so much war in Latvia it’s just another farmhouse with a terrible story to tell.

 

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Lats Do it at a Dinner Party

Bridin befriended a woman on the plane whose daughter, Signe, happens to host dinner parties at 10 Lats a head. 10 Lats equals about 20 USD. When she told her daughter she had a returning Latvian to invite, they decided to make a traditional Latvian meal for us, and to have a friend hunt for boar. I’ve never had anyone kill a boar for me before. It’s very exciting.

Signe was congenial and outgoing, providing a lovely environment for the English-speaking friends she had invited. They did tend to lapse into Latvian though, so there was some confused nodding and smiling on my part. To drink, we had birch champagne, which was very similar to regular champagne. With the meat a blackcurrant wine was served. Although I don’t normally drink wine, I tried it and it was more like a liquer – very fruity with a sharp kick.

The first dish was a soup. After a long and dark winter, one of the first signs of spring is a green that no one knew the name for, but it is like sour spinach. It may have been sorrel. It grows wild in the yard, “So you just cut the grass and you have soup!” There were also lovely new potatoes and quail eggs, which they set in your plate and ladled the soup over.

Her bread was so moist it was almost like a quick bread, with a large, soft crumb. It was served with homemade dairy butter. Black bread, the national bread, was served with hemp seed butter – like the poppy seed butter we had bought at the market.

The next course was a selection of dried fish, including eel, which was delicious, and lamprey, which was kind of strong for me. I didn’t know the Latvian word for lamprey, so I asked, “Is this the one that sucks your face?”

They pointed out the second one from the front of this picture, and said, “That is the one that sucks on you.”

Signe said effusively in her Russian accent, “Take it! You don’t like it, I have big dog!”

There was also an assortment of cheeses, including the same mild cheese with caraway seeds we had bought at the market.

The main course was boar, which one of the guests’ husbands had shot. Boars in Latvia have to be certified. If they are not, you have to boil the meat for 2 hours to remove any parasites. The meat was very mild, being grass-fed as opposed to foraging. The side dish was a risotto made with hulled wheat and wild mushrooms, a perfect accompaniment to the boar as well as a vegetarian main course. Very smart.

We had been seeing a rye bread dessert on menus, but it didn’t seem very appetizing. It took me about four bites to figure out this “cheesecake” was made from rye bread crumbs used like Graham crackers layered with a pastry cream.

There was also apple cake, Bridin’s nemesis.

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