The Governor’s Ball: Puck Off

Tempura Lobster

This year’s Academy Awards will take place on March 7th. But the real fun happens after the awards, when the stars let loose at the Governor’s Ball. 1,500 guests, including both award winners and nominees, will finally be able to stop dieting and start drinking recklessly. We were there to preview the feast prepared by Wolfgang Puck and his pastry chef of wonder, Sherry Yard. Moet & Chandon was also on hand to show off the official Oscar cocktail. The evening starts off with a huge cold seafood buffet

and a million doots

To echo the retro style, Wolfgang Puck, working with chefs Lee Hefter and Matt Bencivenga, chose to present an old-school menu focused on chicken pot pies updated with the addition of copious shavings of black truffle.

The starter will be potato pancakes topped with Puck’s signature smoked salmon. The menu also includes a garden spring vegetable salad for the stars who just won’t let go of the diet.

According to Wolfgang Puck, there is no secret to serving such a large crowd; you just need to have a lot of people working, in this case 300 in the kitchen and 600 in the dining room. They run the ball like ten smaller restaurants and are prepared for any request. The menus are so memorable, once Michael Cane went to Spago the following Monday to request the same meal.

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The Slaw Dogs: Everybody’s Talkin’ ‘Bout the New Kid in Town

Ray Byrne and mom

Hot dog stands across Los Angeles should be shaking in their boots right now. Ray Byrne of The Slaw Dogs in Pasadena has taken hot dogs to a whole new level. Indecisive people stand frozen in place staring at the Slaw Dogs menu. Other diners are truly inspired, practically giddy at the wealth of choices. Some of us are still talking about the toppings days later.

It all starts with the dog. There are all beef dogs, natural casing dogs, kosher dogs, bratwurst, two kinds of chicken dogs, and even a veggie dog, among others. You can have your dog grilled or “rippered” Jersey-style, thrown into the deep fryer until it splits.

There are 27 standard toppings, including sesame mayo, curry ketchup, pickled onion, jalapeno, chipotle mayo, and even sport peppers if you want to make a Chicago-style dog. 25 custom toppings, for an additional 99-cents, give you choices like bacon, pastrami, roasted pasilla peppers, jalapeno, chili, kimchi, thai-slaw, a fried egg and a number of different cheeses.

Not a do-it-yourself-er? “The Original” sports chili, cheese, mustard, onions and cole slaw. The slaw is unusual on a hot dog, but it works, adding a refreshing crunch. In fact, that is one of Ray’s skills. He is able to take seemingly clashing flavors and make them work together.

One recent special included a jalapeño kumquat chutney that blew me away.

The special muffalata dog (olives, pastrami, and Swiss) really worked. At this point the Slaw Dogs is going to have to take out a restraining order on me.

Two of the wilder dogs are the “Green Monster,” (roasted green chile, chipotle mayo, grilled onion, pepper jack and spicy garlic salsa) and “The TNT Super Dog” the latter which brings back memories of the Oki Dog, with a 12″ rippered dog, chili, cheese, bacon, pastrami, fries and grilled onion swaddled in a burrito. If that’s not enough, you can also request a fried egg.

The Thai Slaw Dog on a 12″ All Beef. Spicy peanut-coconut satay dressing, cilantro-carrot slaw, crushed peanuts and siracha aioli

Don’t forget to order the sweet potato fries, perfectly crisp and completely greaseless. There are also fry specials, most recently the truffle and Parmesan fries. I don’t know how they are going to ever take them off the menu without a riot ensuing.

There are also big, fresh, crunchy salads. Salad, shmalad.

My inspiration The Vancouver Dog, inspired by Japadog – a bratwurst with wasabi mayonnaise, grilled onions, with just a sprinkling of nori. I don’t know what the crunchy bits are, but I trust Ray implicitly

The irony is that owner Ray Byrne didn’t even eat a hot dog until he was 20 years old (It was at Pink’s). He first considered a burger palace, but decided the hot dog would be the perfect vehicle for his creativity.

Little does Pink’s know it, but there’s a new sheriff in town. Move over, little dog. The big dog’s movin’ in.

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Nostalgia for Abuse: A Rant

Photo thanks to JM3 via Flickr

The other night I went to the new Nobu, and it seems like I can’t tell anyone that without them becoming maudlin and pouting, “Ohhh, L’Orangerie.” Poor L’orangerie, that used to occupy the space. Everyone misses it so. Well, you know what? Screw L’Orangerie. There. I said it. Their foie gras creme brulee was ridiculous. It was an insult to the poor duck or goose who laid down its gluttonous life to make that crap.

People seem to miss some bygone era when waiters treated everyone like crap and they all ate it up with a spoon. It reminded me of hairdressing school and how the old ladies loved it any time the hairdressers got bitchy and told them off or smacked them with the brush.

I was taken to L’Orangerie on my birthday back when it was a real splurge, a rare occasion to ever go out to eat anything anywhere. I dress properly, I have manners, and I no longer have purple hair. Yet from the moment we walked in the door we were sneered at as if we weren’t good enough to grace those hallowed halls.

The servers had a friend or a VIP at a nearby table and as a result we were completely ignored all night. You need a fork? Too bad. They didn’t even bring me my coffee ever. The only one who noticed my plight and caught my eye with a sympathetic glance was the piano player. So I walked over and put half of the waiter’s tip in the giant snifter for tips on the piano.

Well, I ate the frugal way at Nobu last week, in the bar, off the budget menu, and those servers treated us like gold. I love waiters. I like the older lifers for whom it is a noble profession and I love the chatty young ones who make me feel like we are gossiping over the menu. True, I am older and fatter and probably look like I can afford a bigger tip. True, now I am a writer and sometimes they know it, and maybe that changes everything.

Maybe now those waiters at L’Orangerie would be crawling up my ass. But I still can’t forgive them for humiliating my then-boyfriend who had saved up his pay to make his foodie girl’s Gourmet magazine dream come true.

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Keep on Truckin’

Saturday February 13, the first LA Food Fest was held on the outskirts of Downtown LA, with dozens of local food trucks converging in a huge lot next to the 110 freeway.

Unfortunately, the event was too popular for its own good. Promoters expected a crowd of 10,000 but by early estimates nearly tripled that. Many people waiting in the hour-long line for entry were turned away as the crowd inside grew to capacity.

The lines were between and hour and two hours to sample treats from the most popular trucks, like Frysmith, Coolhaus and The Grilled Cheese Truck. Chef Ludo Ludovich staged a pop-up one-time-only fried chicken truck that had to give people tickets to return for their food an hour later, like a Fastpass at Disneyland. We did get a peek at the hunky chef, the food, and his adorable wife working the window.

Ludo’s Balls

Treats we were able to sample were from three enterprises that haven’t yet got their trucks up and running. Piping hot donuts from Frygirl were dipped in cinnamon or powdered sugar.

Har Gow, Duck Tacos and Sui Mai were three varieties of Dim Sum presented from the upcoming the Dim Sum Truck.

Dogzilla, a Japanese fusion hot dog is still unsure as to whether they will purchase a truck or scout a permanent location. Unfortunately, their dogs didn’t compare to Japadogs in Vancouver. The excess of bread and fishy nori overwhelmed the bland hot dog. It’s too bad because they were really, really friendly.

The first truck we were willing to wait in line for was Fresser’s Hot Pastrami and the wait was not in vain. The pastrami was East coast-style, made with thick slabs of brisket. The bread was the perfect balance of intensity to mildness to match with the pastrami. A sample of Pot Roast made us wish we had a huge plate, along with potatoes and baby carrots. A Caprese sandwich used farmer’s market fresh ingredients and a nice french bread.

A smiling face at Fresser’s

Next we hit the Gastrobus. Their sweet potato fries were double fried and absolutely to die for. Pairing them with a mustard dip was a little odd, but they were delicious on their own. The pulled pork was nestled in a comforting bed of grits. They also offered a refreshing heirloom beet salad in a vinagrette with goat cheese and an adorable lemon meringue in a lemon half, which I did not try myself.

This is a lamb dish from a Greek Bus that a passer-by let me photograph. I don’t know what it is, but it sure looks good!

The most memorable stop of the day was King Kone ice cream, with house made ice cream dipped in rich chocolate. The sundae we ordered layered caramel and oreo pieces with a pure vanilla ice cream. Pure heaven.

The final taste was from the holy grail of trucks, The Grilled Cheese Truck.

We watched one customer ooh and ahh over her mac and cheese sandwich with smoked pork, and the amazement in her eyes when she finally took a bite.

We tried the brie and pear and another sandwich with roasted butternut squash and gruyere. The brie sandwich was heavenly, though the squash sandwich was like something my mother would do to trick me into eating my veggies.

There was also a craft station, a few shops and a photo booth with lots of fun props.

So yes, the lines were ridiculous, the day was hot and the crowds were insane. True, we did not get to try a number of trucks on our “to-do” list. But the crowd was friendly and we ate some truly excellent food. Best of all, every bite was priced between $3 and $5 so we came home with change in our pocket.

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Cupcake Challenge Winners!

Eat:Drink:Play has announced the winners of the cupcake challenge. Check out the beautiful pics in Emma’s post over at Squid Ink.

Best Traditional
1st Place: Big Man Bakes “Red Velvet”
2nd Place: Blue Cupcake “Sweet and Salty Vanilla”
3rd Place: Southern Girl Desserts “Red Velvet”

Best Original
1st Place: My Delight Cupcaker “Breakfast Cake”
2nd Place: Jus Minis “Caramel Banana”
3rd Place: Two Parts Sugar “Chocolate Covered Strawberry”

Best Overall
1st Place: Jus Minis “Caramel Banana”
2nd Place: My Delight Cupcaker “Breakfast Cake”
3rd Place: Two Parts Sugar “Chocolate Covered Strawberry”

Photo from Yummy Cupcakes, not the Challenge

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Anthony Bourdain on Yo Gabba Gabba

Weirdly enough Tony Bourdain will be guest starring on Yo Gabba gabba. Maybe it’s because he has “Gabba Gabba Hey” permanently etched on his heart, or maybe because he has a child now.

They could have placed the cue cards a little closer to the bed, but maybe on kid’s shows you’re supposed to talk to the kids out there in TVland. This is a preview of his guest appearance on March 10th’s episode.

Sigh, I feel a little fever coming on…

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Pig Dogs and Purse Cakes

There is a bakery on Glenoaks called Paradise Pastry and Cafe. It is a land of wonder, with a hot deli, cold deli. meat market, and import shop. If you need foie gras, veal sweetbreads, back bacon or yogurt soda, this is the place to go. In the Armenian bakery you can get nazook still warm from the oven and a huge assortment of French pastries.

The most amazing thing about Paradise Bakery for me is their cake styling. The two most popular cakes are purses and a little cuddly creature who may be a dog, but has piglike features. To me he will always be the pig dog.

And what is this? A guinea piglet?

And then every once in a while they really go ouside the box.

And some of their cakes are really beautiful

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Late Night at Pink’s

Tourists in Hollywood always want to hit Pink’s. For late-night eats, giant dogs and the comraderie of fellow insomniacs it’s still worth a stop. But something is in the wind… (foreboding music)

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To Serve Kittens

It looks like there was a little mix-up at the bookstore. Cookbooks and pet care got mixed up to make this serendipitous tableaux. It turned out to not be a kitten cookbook. Kittens are really tough anyways and need slow braising.

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Happy Valentine’s Day from Rivera

On Valentine’s Day the one gift I wanted to give Bob was the experience I had had at Rivera. I wanted him to be amazed by the snails and delight in the piquillos rellenos (STUFFED SPANISH PEPPERS, CHORIZO, GOLDEN RAISINS, GRUYERE).

There was a prix fixe menu, so I ordered those two dishes in addition to our dinners. I also tried a flight of infused tequila. The cucumber-serrano was so refreshing, and the pomegranite was YUM. The grapefruit was a little shocking on the palate right after the chiles.

We were brought an amuse bouche of duck carpaccio that set your mouth on fire. This was no gentle introduction into the meal. There was no lightening up for new diners or your grandmother. This carpaccio said, “You are in MY house now! Prepare yourself for a meal unlike any other.”

The first course was a cooling and refreshing follow-up, fresh, gigantic shrimp alongside a mint sauce and a salad of melon and cucumber.

Shrimp in the sushi-style cooler

I had promised not to take pictures. This evening was about us. I was not on the clock. But of course I just couldn’t stand it. when I saw the beautiful filet mignon with celery root puree I had to take out my little point-and-shoot. At that very moment John Rivera Sedlar came out to say hello and totally busted me!

The dessert was a whimsical delight, with a cocoa powder cupid on the plate. John said it was really hard to find Cupids and they eventually had to download one off of the internet. The gateau was filled with pine nuts, with whipped cream and rhubarb sauce.

We retired to the bar to open up the table and I enjoyed a tequila mujer, the perfect ending to a perfect meal.

My special Valentine

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Happy Mardi Gras!


Here is one of my favorite New Orleans-inspired recipes, developed by yours truly. It makes enough for a party.

JAMBALAYA

1 large onion, chopped
3 ribs celery, chopped
1 green pepper, diced
1 red pepper, diced
5 cloves garlic, minced
4 Tablespoons butter
3 cups raw Uncle Ben’s rice
2 cans beef broth
1 can chicken broth
1 can diced tomatoes
2 cups cooked chicken
2 cups cubed ham
4 hot sausages, chopped
1 pound smoked sausage, sliced
1 Tablespoon Tony Chachere’s seasoning
1 teaspoon thyme
¼ cup chopped fresh parsley
Hot sauce to taste
¼ cup chopped green onions

In a large, heavy pot, saute vegetables in butter.

Pour in the rest of the ingredients and bring to a boil.

Cover pot with a tight-fitting lid, lower heat and simmer at the lowest heat possible for 1 hour. Do not lift the lid during cooking time. Shake the pot occasionally to prevent burning.

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A Valentine Straight from my Heart to Yours!

OK, I found this card really disturbing. The lips are made of foil-wrapped chocolate. Whereas chocolate is normally a good thing, this makes me question my allegiance.

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dineLA: La Cachette – CLOSED

If there is one thing I love, it is foie gras. So naturally, I LOVE La Cachette. The original La Cachette on Little Santa Monica was a little ritzy for a relatively new foodie. I remember standing outside in the rain on the cell phone asking my brother how much to tip a Maitre D’. I always expected to turn around and see Nancy Reagan at the next table.

So La Cachette Bistro down by the beach is a welcome relief. A much more mellow vibe, scaled way down on zee frainch waiterrr ‘tude. BUT it still has the luscious, luscious foie gras, and, as we were to find out, some very hearty and comforting winter dishes. We were invited to test out the dineLA menu during the last go-round.

Fawning all over chefs does have its benefits, one of which is that Chef Jean Francois sent out a terrine de foie gras with rhubarb pearls. Holy Christ! It was silky and fatty and rich and melted on the tongue. We ended up doing that thing where you cut the last bit in half, then the other person cuts it in half, and you keep doing that until you have a ridiculously small dot on the plate, but no one wants to be rude and take the last bite although they can’t stop eating it. let’s stand on the chair and yell BRAVO! for that, and thank you, Jean Francois, that was very generous.

I started with the fish and longostine soup, and Lindsay chose the tartar. I have to quote her here, it is so poetic, “The champion of the appetizers was the tartar, which beckoned with an almost winking come-hither sheen.” Once we got a bite of the grassy, herbal, citrusy and smooth fresh tartar. It was like meatloaf’s cousin that left the farm and became a big success in the city.

For the main course, I chose the Beef Daube, a stew braised in red wine stock. It was hidden under a blanket of pasta rounds, like half-raviolis. A little odd, but original. The stew that peeked out from beneath made you stop and stare at your dining partner in disbelief. All conversation stopped at first bite. The stock was so intense and reduced down to pure beef essence. The meat was tender and flaking apart, making my mouth water at the very memory.

Lindsay’s Housemade Boudin Blanc Sausages were not what we expected. They were so light and finely ground, like won ton filling or gefilte fish. They yielded to the tooth willingly and easily. The little tater tot-like potatoes that accompanied the dish were a capricious delight.

The chocolate cakes, cut into fingers, reminded me of an upscale Devil Dog or Zinger. The chocolate was on the finest quality and treated with great care. Somehow the inside of the cake managed to stay hot while I snapped away with my camera.

Lindsay’s apple tart, which she describes as ” stacked with thin slices of apple on a bewitching, buttery, flaky pastry crust, topped with caramel sauce with creme fraiche on the side.”

I love La cachette, I love Jean Francois, and I will definitely return to the little bistro by the beach for every special occasion.

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Real Men Don’t Make Quiche

Who says? of course when men make quiche they download the recipe straight from The Food Network site. But this quiche is absolutely praise-worthy. made by a real man!

Ingredients

Short Crust Pastry:
1 cup all-purpose flour
1/2 cup unsalted butter, cut into small cubes
1 egg
2 to 3 ounces water
Dash salt

Filling:
Butter
1-ounce diced ham
2 ounces Swiss cheese
3 eggs
2 cups half-and-half
Salt and freshly ground black pepper

Directions
For the pastry:

Combine the flour and the salt on your work table. Add the butter and work it into the flour until the consistency is coarse. Stir and work in the egg and the water until the dough becomes a ball. Coat the work surface with a little flour and let the dough rest for at least 5 minutes.

For the quiche:

Preheat the oven to 350 degrees F. Butter a 9-inch pie dish. Spread the pastry out to cover the bottom and sides with your fingers (use flour to help, push dough from middle to sides of dish). Let the pastry stand a bit higher than the dish edge. Bake the pastry for 5 to 10 minutes. Remove from the oven before the pastry shrinks, (adjust sides if needed). Place the ham and cheese in the pan. In the meantime, beat the eggs and half-and-half with a fork in a bowl and season with salt and pepper. Pour the egg mixture into the pan and bake for 30 minutes, until the center is firm. Serve warm with a salad, if desired

This recipe was provided by professional chefs and has been scaled down from a bulk recipe provided by a restaurant. The Food Network Kitchens chefs have not tested this recipe, in the proportions indicated, and therefore, we cannot make any representation as to the results.

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Recipe Cards on Parade: Fonduloha


Keeping current with the exotic Hawaiian fad of the era, these pineapple boats make every meal a luau!

Plus, it has meat in it! Who doesn’t love a pineapple filled with meat?

We have turkey, celery, mayonnaise, chutney (exotic!), curry powder, bananas, peanuts (Go wild, Mrs. Johnson! Go really wild!), coconut, and that staple of tropical cooking, canned mandarin oranges.

Fondu-l-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-HA!

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