Food Crimes: Hold the Mayo

According to SF Gate, a 74 year-old woman has been arrested in Boise for pouring mayonnaise in the county library’s book drop.

Joy L. Cassidy is “a person of interest in at least 10 other condiment-related crimes.”

For the past year, library employees have reported finding books in the drop box covered in corn syrup and ketchup.

“Cassidy was released from jail and faces a misdemeanor charge of malicious injury to property.”

Photo by Jeffrey Beale via Flickr

About Kiki Maraschino

I like catfish. Sure, we all like catfish, but I think for me it is somehow deeper.
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One Response to Food Crimes: Hold the Mayo

  1. Val says:

    It was inevitable that the authorities would ketchup to her eventually; this was one arrest the police department relished.

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