Category Archives: food crimes

Food Crimes: Hold the Mayo

According to SF Gate, a 74 year-old woman has been arrested in Boise for pouring mayonnaise in the county library’s book drop. Joy L. Cassidy is “a person of interest in at least 10 other condiment-related crimes.” For the past … Continue reading

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Food Crimes: Man Stabbed with Meat Thermometer

While watching a 9pm showing of “Shutter Island” in Lancaster, CA, on Saturday a man asked a woman to turn off her cell phone. According to sheriff’s spokesman Steve Whitmore, and reported by KTLA, “She and two men with her … Continue reading

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Food Crimes: McNugget attack

I may be a food purist in many ways, but I make exceptions for the Happy Meal. And I get superpissed when I want a Happy Meal at 4am and they are serving breakfast. But I only drive off in … Continue reading

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